make yourself happy first

HI i'm Meg and i'm 18. i've learned that sometimes life doesn't go your way. and that's okay. just make sure to enjoy what you've got while you've got it. I also enjoy coffee and cookie dough.

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"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."

- some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

whendaybreaks:

4titty:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

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mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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"This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you."

- (via properkidproblems)

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"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes."

- William ShakespeareMacbeth (via feellng)

theatre-tech:

He even has the math to back it up.

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