i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL
The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
(Source: estebansraybans, via mayustay4everyoung)
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
(Source: ouijasquiji, via poetic)
i feel u
or like i want to
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u ever hear someone’s opinion and feel like you need to lie down
"Be careful who you vent to."
- Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)
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Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"